The comm is your happy place! We believe this to be true. So to keep it everyone's happy place, let it be free of demanding, free of hatin', and free of general wank. We sweet, lovable mods can strike like lightening when someone brings the ugly and don't think you're immune if you misbehave! Concrit on writing is fine, but make sure it's actually constructive and not just critical.
Quote: "This machine kills fascists" -- written on Woody Guthrie(and then Bob Dylan)'s guitar case
Bio: For more info click here. Oh, and, don't piss me off or those I care about. You truly don't want to be on my Shit List. That is all.
Contact Info: alivemagdolene(at)livejournal.com otherwise I think you're a spammer and will delete you with great irritation and pout. And yes, you can reach anyone through his/her LJ address; you have one, too, didn't you know? Now you do. You're welcome.
Quote: "It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho." -Vince Noir, The Mighty Boosh
Bio: My name is Nicole. I'm 18 (though, apparently I look 13), I live in Canada. I am fluent in English, French and Sarcasm (sarcasm is my favorite language). I'm a complete nerd/dork and damn proud of it. I used to be a lurker, now I'm a mod/writer. Not quite sure how that happened.
My hero is Gloria Vanderbilt and if ribbitjen23 and I have anything to say about it, she'll be your hero pretty soon, too.
Bio: I'm Jen. I love dogs and hate kids. I eat chocolate until I fart Hershey's Kisses. I don't believe in using caps, but sinnrsandsaints made me. I firmly believe 'FUCK' is the BEST word EVER (notice the gratuitous use of caps...just for you Maggie). I am made of win, and kiss like breathing is optional. My only flaw is that I think knowing how to spell stuff is lame. I cuss like every sailor I've ever slept with. I don't have any STD's, cuz I use the soap. It's ok, I'm a nurse.
Contact Info: Just_Jen923@yahoo.com, RibbitJen923 on yahoo, RibbitJen23 on aim, RibbitJen23@hotmail.com on msn
Quote: The Debate Between Villon And His Heart by Francois Villon
Who's that I hear?—It's me—Who?—Your heart Hanging on by the thinnest thread I lose all my strength, substance, and fluid When I see you withdrawn this way all alone Like a whipped cur sulking in the corner Is it due to your mad hedonism?— What's it to you?—I have to suffer for it— Leave me alone—Why?—I'll think about it— When will you do that?—When I've grown up— I've nothing more to tell you—I'll survive without it—
What's your idea?—To be a good man— You're thirty, for a mule that's a lifetime You call that childhood?—No—Madness Must have hold of you—By what, the halter?— You don't know a thing—Yes I do—What?—Flies in milk One's white, one's black, they're opposites— That's all?—How can I say it better? If that doesn't suit you I'll start over— You're lost—Well I'll go down fighting— I've nothing more to tell you—I'll survive without it—
I get the heartache, you the injury and pain If you were just some poor crazy idiot I'd be able to make excuses for you You don't even care, all's one to you, foul or fair Either your head's harder than a rock Or you actually prefer misery to honor Now what do you say to that?— Once I'm dead I'll rise above it— God, what comfort—What wise eloquence— I've nothing more to tell you—I'll survive without it—
Why are you miserable?—Because of my miseries When Saturn packed my satchel I think He put in these troubles—That's mad You're his lord and you talk like his slave Look what Solomon wrote in his book "A wise man" he says "has authority Over the planets and their influence"— I don't believe it, as they made me I'll be— What are you saying?—Yes that's what I think— I've nothing more to tell you—I'll survive without it—
Want to live?—God give me the strength— It's necessary...—What is?—To feel remorse Lots of reading—What kind?—Read for knowledge Leave fools alone—I'll take your advice— Or will you forget?—I've got it fixed in mind— Now act before things go from bad to worse I've nothing more to tell you—I'll survive without it.
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